Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Michael Eisner's Go Contraption attraction, automatically zipping in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Eisner's Go Contraption
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1985
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Description
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all heights.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve hippos.
Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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