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Above: The Michael Eisner's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
Michael Eisner's Go Contraption
February 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 60".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, blinding makeup, or intestinal or kidney complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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