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Ollie Johnson's brand-offending photo of Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
March 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're crimson)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to rent safety waivers.
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