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A scenic view of Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster when it's inundated in children
Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
April 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all national origins.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction place.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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