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Ollie Johnson's brand-offending photo of Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster

Ollie Johnson's brand-offending photo of Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster

Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1982
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're crimson)
Rating: Seven teacups

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.

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