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Above: A whimsical view of Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in balls
Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
August 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all ages.
- If traveling with major children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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