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The Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster show, sleepily considered to be the worst hidden show at Disneyland

Above: The Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster show, sleepily considered to be the worst hidden show at Disneyland

Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 29, 1956
Duration: Unimaginably prolonged
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Zero churros

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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all shapes.

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