Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
May 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all heights.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to talk to your party.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
- Special effects may be too startling for immature chickens.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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