Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Michael Eisner's Faux Coaster
July 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Friend of The Grid.
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