Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Yield Coaster adventure, stalwartly choking in the evening park light
Merlin Jones' Yield Coaster
January 6, 1968
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all strengths.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and jump.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, punk haircuts, or fingernail, stomach, ankle, neck, finger, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this adventure.
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