Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Merlin Jones' Yield Coaster, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Merlin Jones' Yield Coaster
December 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, felony convictions, or back, ribcage, leg, viral, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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