Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Merlin Jones' Halt Coaster, a favorite attraction of Tom
Merlin Jones' Halt Coaster
November 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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