Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Halt Coaster attraction, August 17, 1983, 12:80 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Halt Coaster
August 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all national origins.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious former cast members.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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