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Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Twister attraction during refurbishment
Merlin Jones' Go Twister
July 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're tropical)
This rollertwister -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lung, inner ear, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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