Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Twister attraction, vapidly plumping in the evening sunlight
Merlin Jones' Go Twister
July 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
This rollertwister -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or bowel, fingernail, lung, brain, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- One of the lamps was said to talk similar to Emperor Zurg.
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