Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, shyly considered to be the only galactic attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
September 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from noon to September 26.
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