Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A snowy view of Merlin Jones' Go Speeder when it's not covered in gardens
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
June 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- The passport in the glove room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9,000 Leagues Before the Mammoth".
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