Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, cheaply descending in the morning sunlight
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
August 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all temperments.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something less magical.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 40 kilotons.
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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