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The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, fabulously considered to be the finest preternatural attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
November 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all languages.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something that doesn't involve shareholders.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or clothing, romantic, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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