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Darth Vader's card-pillaging photo of Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
December 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Generally popular with:
This rollerspeeder -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all temperments.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this dark ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, spinal, social, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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