Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Racer thrill ride at first light
Merlin Jones' Go Racer
April 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all languages.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this thrill ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd extra limbs or back disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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