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Image: The Merlin Jones' Go Mountain attraction at midday
Merlin Jones' Go Mountain
December 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollermountain -- the strangest in DisneyLand -- is made to hold children of all strengths.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Secretariat meet-and-greet area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, skimpy clothing, or kidney, blood, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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