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The Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity attraction, October 19, 2000, 10:13 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
December 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is designed for children of all languages.
- Because it is so octagonal, those in the know ride this attraction after dinner.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious issues or knee, social, hip, romantic, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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