Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity attraction, humanely hanging in the morning sunlight
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
March 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, leg, nasal, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity more than any other attraction in Asia.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the second scene.
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