Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
July 23, 1994
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The proud plow was hand made by Psycho the Weasel.
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