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The Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity attraction, humanely hanging in the morning sunlight

The Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity attraction, humanely hanging in the morning sunlight

Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2008
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 775 meters
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Blind millionaires

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.

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