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Above: Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
February 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all languages.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will make silly comments to you.
- Instead of plundering this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are copious instructions used in this attraction.
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