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Pictured: Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
May 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Walt Disney Land -- is designed for riders of all ages.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you hit something that doesn't involve caverns.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and mortals within the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from October 22 through February 6.
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