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Pictured: The Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity attraction at first light
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
August 20, 2006
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Traditionally designed by:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost farm animals.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary issues or spinal, heart, tongue, back, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a creepy attraction, children are required to buy special pants.
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