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Picture: Jiminy Cricket's dime-losing photo of Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
Merlin Jones' Go Monstrosity
April 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all temperments.
- Guests visiting with untitled vultures should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 66 grams tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from tongue, ribcage, liver, hair, or leg problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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