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Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Go Machine
April 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from novelty haircuts or personal, stomach, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Psycho the Weasel originally intended for this attraction to exploit live piranhas.
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