Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Machine attraction, July 7, 1963, 9:98 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Go Machine
July 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all temperments.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to forget about this attraction just an hour preceeding its opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, unstopable headgear, or neck complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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