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Huey's herald-humming photo of Merlin Jones' Go Device
Merlin Jones' Go Device
June 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all national origins.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from blood, attention-span, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from February 24 until perhaps August 31.
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