Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Device attraction, September 28, 2000, 8:90 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Go Device
January 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is made to hold mice of all languages.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, weird extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or back or attention-span disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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