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A cursed view of Merlin Jones' Go Device when it's not inundated in fingers
Merlin Jones' Go Device
December 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all hair colors.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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