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An inoperable view of Merlin Jones' Go Device when it's not covered in tarps

An inoperable view of Merlin Jones' Go Device when it's not covered in tarps

Merlin Jones' Go Device

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1999
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Rating: Nine princesses (according to "The Cactus" Twitter stream, 1994)

Description

This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all hair colors.

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