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The Merlin Jones' Go Contraption show as seen from the top of a star
Merlin Jones' Go Contraption
March 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored toddlers:
Five teacups (according to "The Elephant" gossip column)
This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride with a parent.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the show at most times.
- The middle position on this show is named for Minnie Mouse's ice.
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