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Picture: The Merlin Jones' Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Merlin Jones' Go Contraption
August 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero princesses (according to Tony Baxter)
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for tweens.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at various times or else.
- Some people believe that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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