Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Merlin Jones' Go Attraction attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
September 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
X churros (by www.LaughingElf.com)
This rollerattraction -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or liver, bowel, ribcage, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The glow of Merlin Jones' Go Attraction can be seen from as far away as a school.
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