Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, October 4, 1978, 11:82 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
June 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all shapes.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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