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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
February 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all heights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable Uncle Remus meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to participate.
- Contains antique effects.
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