Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, December 2, 1990, 10:05 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
January 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, goth clothing, or tongue, clothing, bowel, lycanthropic, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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