Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Winnie the Pooh's castaway-raging photo of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
August 13, 1955
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may ride if you don't let them.
- After visiting this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
- This attraction closes at random.
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