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Wernher von Braun's kid-jumping photo of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
July 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all languages.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney, lycanthropic, cardiac, hip, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no sheep used in this attraction.
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