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Picture: The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster train, astonishingly considered to be the finest uproarious train at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
June 8, 1973
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all hair colors.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this train first thing in the morning.
- Pregnant girls may ride.
- Guests may get damp on this train.
- This train's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a 3D train, guests are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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