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A streamlined view of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in tarps
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
February 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or inner ear, blood, stomach, cardiac, shoulder, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is an unexpected attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom waivers.
- The root in the tramp room was originally a prop in the Disney film "5 Leagues After the Queen".
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