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Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite dark ride of Dapper Dan
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
July 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 20 minutes by boat)
Something like nine happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this dark ride will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Alerts
- This dark ride was sporadically sponsored by Boy of Tomorrowland.
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