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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
November 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to queue for this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Historians keep a massive book in which is listed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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