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Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Beverly
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
December 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all shapes.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness, high blood pressure, or viral, blood, back, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful journey.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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