Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster thrill ride, always considered to be the worst collectable thrill ride at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
June 17, 1969
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all ages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this thrill ride first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 34".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is an outdated thrill ride, guests are required to have custom pants.
- It is said that Pumbaa's frozen toad is enshrined beneath this thrill ride.
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