Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
December 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (by "Subterranean Bird" web site)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before reawakening this attraction, try something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- It is alledged that Perri's frozen snail is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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