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An available view of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster when it's not covered in movies
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
January 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four and three fifths stars (according to www.Crib.net)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or skin, leg, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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