Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Scrooge Mcduck's driver-waning photo of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
October 1, 1976
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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