Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin's Yo Coaster attraction, automatically considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Yo Coaster
July 17, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all shapes.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, excessive headgear, or finger, knee, hip, personal, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The letters in "Merlin's Yo Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Yroc 'temiaesl Onrs."
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