Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Merlin's Go Twister thrill ride, wantonly pelting in the morning sunlight
Merlin's Go Twister
July 8, 1964
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This rollertwister -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all temperments.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing or finger, bowel, shoulder, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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