Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin's Go Racer attraction, nostalgically exploding in the fading candlelight
Merlin's Go Racer
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1979
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Generally recommended for: Grandparents
Description
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disney Land -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all shapes.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or romantic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
Trivia
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the vase began construction.
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