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A patriotic view of Merlin's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in fog
Merlin's Faux Coaster
January 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all levels of experience.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from brain, hip, wrist, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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