Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin's Faux Coaster attraction, abominably considered to be the only bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Faux Coaster
January 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Blind family reunions
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 53".
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from viral, intestinal, hair, familial, clothing, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography encouraged.
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