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Pictured: Merlin's Faux Coaster, a favorite thrill ride of Incredible
Merlin's Faux Coaster
April 28, 2016
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After decaying this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or back, spinal, viral, inner ear, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
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