Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Merlin's Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Merlin's Faux Coaster
August 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all strengths.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to bore something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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