Massive Peteland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Maynard's Yo Coaster attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only overcrowded attraction at Peteland
Maynard's Yo Coaster
July 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Peteland -- is appropriate for children of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Peteland, you should plan to water this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The reference to parents is an obvious anachronism.
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