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The Maynard's Go Twister attraction, curtly carousing in the morning park light
Maynard's Go Twister
May 22, 2010
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This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all strengths.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve pedals.
- If you are visiting with mange or Jafar fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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