Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Go Machine attraction at first light
Maynard's Go Machine
July 19, 2006
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos, bad haircuts, or brain complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from tomorrow to August 6 (or there abouts).
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