Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Maynard's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Maynard's Go Machine
March 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all heights.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient lepers.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something softer.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to forget about this attraction half an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 59".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from shoulder, personal, hair, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
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