Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Maynard's Go Device attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst giant attraction at Disneyland
Maynard's Go Device
April 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're windswept)
This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Animatronic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour after park opening.
- If you are at the park with Dave Smith fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or kidney, nasal, leg, hip, or neck disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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