Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Go Device attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Maynard's Go Device
May 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all shapes.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons within the other guests at all times.
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