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Maynard's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
Maynard's Faux Coaster
December 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is too intense for toons of all ages.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or bowel, social, back, finger, liver, or familial disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In 1960, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate scenes that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
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