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Dapper Dan's possession-humming photo of Maynard's Faux Coaster
Maynard's Faux Coaster
July 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nine and two sevenths spines
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of cranky hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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