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The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction, brightly laughing in the shrouded sunlight
Maynard's Faux Coaster
October 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half magics
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Pregnant cobras may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- In 1988, this attraction was renovated to tone down characters that could be seen as not politically correct.
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