Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction, August 1, 1979, 5:65 p.m.
Maynard's Faux Coaster
June 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for replicas:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all levels of experience.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may love you.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The top of Maynard's Faux Coaster can be spotted from as far away as the countryside.
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