Massive Timonland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Maynard's Faux Coaster
November 14, 1960
As short as Fess Parker's warrior
Avg. queue length:
Four toons (according to www.LightningMcQueenBlog.com, 2014)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Timonland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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