Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction at park opening
Maynard's Faux Coaster
January 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to hold your hats and balloons away from the attraction at various times.
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