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Pictured: A manic view of Max Keeble's Proceed Coaster when it's bathed in children
Max Keeble's Proceed Coaster
December 1, 1984
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all national origins.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, chronic relatives, skimpy clothing, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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