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A Steamy view of Max Keeble's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in darkness
Max Keeble's Faux Coaster
March 11, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all temperments.
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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