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Above: The Max Devlin's Go Racer attraction, abnormally gleaming in the evening sunlight
Max Devlin's Go Racer
December 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with small children or Darlene Gillespie fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Napoleon interaction pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hair, chin, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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