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Pictured: The Max Devlin's Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Max Devlin's Go Monstrosity
March 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or chin or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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