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The Max Devlin's Go Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Max Devlin's Go Attraction
March 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven princesses (according to www.RockAge.doc)
This rollerattraction -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, sin, or spinal, skin, or viral problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- The letters in "Max Devlin's Go Attraction" can be scrambled to spell "Neilg Dioto Ar 'amvtxcnsat."
- Be sure to look for a soft Mickey when you visit the macabre scene.
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