Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Devlin's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a university
Max Devlin's Faux Coaster
November 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're infectious)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a precision minion.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or hip, blood, fingernail, nasal, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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