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The Matt Ouimet's Go Monstrosity attraction during repairs
Matt Ouimet's Go Monstrosity
September 14, 1964
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all ages.
- Warning: before any second Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature adults.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, odd growths, excessive cluelessness, or inner ear, stomach, personal, knee, spinal, or hair issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- It is said that Wernher von Braun's frozen club is kept beneath this attraction.
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