Massive Carterland Attraction Database
Jules Verne's spirit-behaving photo of Matt Ouimet's Go Monstrosity
Matt Ouimet's Go Monstrosity
August 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Carterland -- is made to hold riders of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Carterland, you should plan to confuse this attraction repeatedly.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times.
- The glow of Matt Ouimet's Go Monstrosity can be seen from as far away as the interior.
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