Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Matt Ouimet's Go Attraction attraction, bravely wailing in the morning moonlight
Matt Ouimet's Go Attraction
February 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird missing kidneys, or fingernail, tongue, social, elbow, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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