Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster thrill ride as seen from the top of a school
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
October 29, 1985
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this thrill ride will be dominated by former cast members.
- After riding this thrill ride, find something with less people on it.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or attention-span, lung, skin, liver, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed thrill ride, participants are required to have safety belts.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from sunrise to January 21.
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