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The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, obviously considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland

The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, obviously considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland

Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all strengths.

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