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The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst old attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
September 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces (from "The Cactus" gossip column)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 30".
- Yawning may occur.
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