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Image: The Mater's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Mater's Faux Coaster
December 14, 2004
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all heights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 28".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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