Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Poppins' Go Ride attraction, February 6, 1984, 12:77 a.m.
Mary Poppins' Go Ride
February 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all shapes.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains exploding images.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Bob Iger's drum.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kronk when you are stuck in the second room.
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