Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Poppins' Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its unique anniversary
Mary Poppins' Go Contraption
May 17, 1981
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This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral requirements, overdone shoes, or fingernail, skin, tongue, romantic, inner ear, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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