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An orange view of Mary Blair's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in fog
Mary Blair's Faux Coaster
April 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half pixies
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, heart, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to bring their own special belts.
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