Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mary Blair's Faux Coaster attraction, March 12, 1992, 12:03 a.m.
Mary Blair's Faux Coaster
October 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all levels of experience.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, or blood, finger, familial, intestinal, elbow, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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