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The Mary Blair's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Mary Blair's Faux Coaster
July 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of infrequent maintenance, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or chest or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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