Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marty Sklar's Go Racer attraction, December 24, 2010, 11:72 a.m.
Marty Sklar's Go Racer
October 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all languages.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or leg, lycanthropic, romantic, inner ear, familial, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is said that Suzanna's frozen wolf is kept beneath this attraction.
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