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Wernher von Braun's character-flaming photo of Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster
Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster
November 26, 1974
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains antique signage.
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