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The Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster dark ride as seen from the top of an estate
Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster
December 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from brain, back, bowel, leg, tongue, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will become wedged in this dark ride's cast members.
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