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Jiminy Cricket's bedknob-roaring photo of Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster
Marty Sklar's Faux Coaster
February 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all temperments.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might make silly comments to people near you.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Bobby autograph garden.
- For your health, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of closed spaces, inexplicable allergies, or viral or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Make sure to keep your children and balloons away from the cast members at all times.
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