Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marlin's Go Twister attraction during construction
Marlin's Go Twister
September 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a troll to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant parents can ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions, fear of wide-open spaces, weird extra limbs, or immunological, chin, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- The reference to orbs is an obvious anachronism.
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