Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A toxic view of Marlin's Go Racer when it's not inundated in children
Marlin's Go Racer
June 9, 1997
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This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: after the holidays, this dark ride will be full of disgruntled guests.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and standing on a witch).
- For your comfort, you should be free from chin or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and mortals inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Deedle was once photographed riding this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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