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Above: Thaddeus' adult-annoying photo of Marlin's Faux Coaster
Marlin's Faux Coaster
November 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all national origins.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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