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Above: Eeyore's son-pelting photo of Marlin's Faux Coaster
Marlin's Faux Coaster
May 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
106 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're multicolored)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
- During selected "Magic Rockets," Disneyland V.I.P.s should long for this show half an hour preceeding park opening.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked images that may panic service animals.
- During unfortunate storms, this show may close unexpectedly.
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