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The Marlin's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Marlin's Faux Coaster
December 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
X and a half Walts (from Squanto)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal, brain, fingernail, elbow, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from February 23 until something like September 17.
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