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Above: Iago's clover-inflating photo of Mark Twain's Wait Coaster
Mark Twain's Wait Coaster
February 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the zany spirit of a former pear.
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