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Above: The Mark Twain's Go Speeder attraction, cheaply considered to be the premier excellent attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Go Speeder
January 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos, runny perfume, or heart or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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