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A carefree view of Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity when it's hidden in darkness
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
May 24, 2001
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all ages.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to sing to you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve snails.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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