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Dole's tourist-swashbuckling photo of Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
November 27, 1977
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- The initials painted on the riverboats is a bad joke.
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