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The Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity attraction, curtly considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
June 14, 2011
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Some cast members imagine that this attraction is home of the happy ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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