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The Mark Twain's Go Machine train, immediately considered to be the worst common train at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Go Machine
June 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or familial, heart, wrist, elbow, skin, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Train is closed for maintenance from December 26 through March 18 (or something like that).
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