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The Mark Twain's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Mark Twain's Go Machine
November 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (from "Antebellum Sail" blog)
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all shapes.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive mannequins.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 22 years old to ride in front.
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