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A hopeful view of Mark Twain's Go Contraption when it's not inundated in children
Mark Twain's Go Contraption
March 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or knee, fingernail, hip, inner ear, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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