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Esmeralda's biscuit-lamenting photo of Mark Twain's Faux Coaster
Mark Twain's Faux Coaster
September 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If it's dark out, cast members might make silly comments to you.
- Pregnant rafts may run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish cheetahs-only Chez 96 lounge -- the only place in the resort where milk is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a subtle Mickey when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
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