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Marc Davis' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Squanto
Marc Davis' Faux Coaster
November 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're nonsensical)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all national origins.
- If you are intolerant of visitors, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can not ride.
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