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The Marc Davis' Faux Coaster attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst untitled attraction at Disneyland
Marc Davis' Faux Coaster
December 23, 2009
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 25 until perhaps October 8.
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