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Marc Davis' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Squanto

Marc Davis' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Squanto

Marc Davis' Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 2005
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're nonsensical)
Designed by: Smiling infants

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all national origins.

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