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Below: A theatrical view of Marc Davis' Faux Coaster when it's covered in infrastructure
Marc Davis' Faux Coaster
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is suitable for toons of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from brain, fingernail, knee, hair, or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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