Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: A wet view of Mara's Go Monstrosity when it's inundated in tarps
Mara's Go Monstrosity
March 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (according to "Obvious Skeleton" Twitter stream)
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all strengths.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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