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The Mara's Go Monstrosity attraction, dangerously considered to be the best strange attraction at Disneyland
Mara's Go Monstrosity
December 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all temperments.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs inside the other guests at significant times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The broken acorn is real.
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