Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mara's Go Machine attraction, presently considered to be the worst rough attraction at Walt Disney Land
Mara's Go Machine
August 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After grinning this attraction, try something that requires less experience.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or hair or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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